Crash and Burn, Young and Loaded

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hip-music-kid:

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it. She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I mean look at that, her hip bones are actually cut away. There is no way she could walk, its evident from just the picture, even without the stats above
Howevevr, I do have to say “anorexia” isnt a BMI area. It is a mental state. Please stop saying “she’s so thin she’s anorexic.” Anorexic is not a size.
Sorry.
The rest is super important, though.

hip-music-kid:

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it. She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I mean look at that, her hip bones are actually cut away. There is no way she could walk, its evident from just the picture, even without the stats above

Howevevr, I do have to say “anorexia” isnt a BMI area. It is a mental state. Please stop saying “she’s so thin she’s anorexic.” Anorexic is not a size.

Sorry.

The rest is super important, though.

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so-relatable:

Here are some of So-Relatable’s first posts that many people haven’t seen! To see more, browse the depths of our blog at http://so-relatable.tumblr.com/page/400 and start looking there :)

When you use the bathroom late at night.

lolzpicx:

You go in quickly:

Then you hear the slightest noise:

You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:

(Source: jjangbunny)

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mycroft-the-queen:

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News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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pre-serum:

m-azing:

The Harvard baseball team covers “Call Me Maybe”

from the description: “yes he was asleep the whole time”

eventually, the sight of ~~five~~ eight stony-faced dudes punching the roof of their car in unison as Call Me Maybe plays in the background fully sinks in

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When a small child says "I was there first"

wowfunniestposts:

BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST

funniest blog ever

(Source: justinwithasideofonedirection)

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ohgetittogether:

justwatchthesunrise:

memoriesneverdie:

I guarantee you they will be on Ellen one of these days lmfao. This was fucking amazing, true talent.

they put those other girls to shame

i think they’re fucking amazing.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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Who I am

My name is Saoirse.

Saoirse [pronouncedsair-sha] means ‘freedom’ in Irish.

Throughout my life, I have always felt free and I have always felt proud of my Irish roots. I have never let anyone hold me down or back. Never let me felt hurt or betrayed or else I lose all sense of trust. I love living life but I don’t have a lot of good days anymore.

Let me live my life the way it needs to be lived: free

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Ever felt like you don’t belong?

Wow! This sure is weird. I haven’t posted for way too long.

So I thought I’d ask - have you ever felt like you don’t belong?

I feel like this every goddamn, stinkin’ day. To most, I look like have a good and happy life. I have a boyfriend who loves me, parents who love me, a family who love me, friends that love me and a little more. But I feel despite all of this, I can’t cope any longer. I have thoughts going through my head that make me ill and I can’t handle it. Even though I have happy assets in my life, I have bad ones too. I have the bullies making me feel worthless, I have the thoughts in my head driving me insane, and the words that people say, even if unintentional, sticking to me like superglue. I can’t keep my sanity any longer and I want to let go.

Am I alone?

- MCRChild

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